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The Very Serious Real Kirby Mod Lore Timeline

"ok" - jeff goldblum.


Story

Kirby has An Opinion on FINAL FANTASY VII

After the events of Forgotten Land, Kirby finds this strange device known as a PS1.

He plays an RPG known as FINAL FANTASY VII and plays it. He hates it. This causes a strange portal to appear and sends him into a seemingly interdimensional wormhole. After meeting some odd characters and Doug Walker, Kirby comes face to face with a version of Sephiroth fused with remnants of Fecto Elfilis, and defeats him, saving the world... for now.

The worst

Kirby has An Opinion on FINAL FANTASY VII 2: Void Termina gets his Flight Delayed

In universe VR-39F, Void Termina is traveling to the hit state of Delaware, but is stopped when for some strange reason his flight gets delayed! Being enraged, Void storms into airport management to find out what's going on and somehow encounters the Lord of Time and Space, stopping him from destroying the universe.

Thorn

Magolor X Lor

In universe SKTK-3, Magolor, after the events of Magolor Epilogue, has been ousted from the community after revealing that the gear he sold was completely fake, and it is now a wanted criminal. After meeting up with the Lor Starcutter, who tries to kill him, he and Lor are attacked by a strange being called Soul Matter, who flees to the Empyrean. After a PLATONIC journey, the two make it to the top of the mountain where Soul Matter shapeshifts into a dark version of Magolor. After a "climactic" fight, Magolor and Lor are free to go do whatever they want across the multiverse, though the thought of what Soul Matter was still lingers...

Idiots

Ribbon VS. The Multiverse

In universe VR-39F- hey WAIT, you haven't played this yet, shoo, shoo, you'll get spoiled >:(

Annoying

Villains

'Sephiroth'

A mixture of Fecto Eliflis and Sephiroth, not much is known about his motives, but some say he was born out of the hatred people had for kirby's horrible opinion rippling across the universe.

Her Idea

"Hyness(?)"

Commonly mistaken for a flash game character, this strange fellow was shown a strange device by a group of mystery compatriots and seeminly went insane, turning his iconic airport into a ritual to summon the Lord of Time and Space.

Her family

"The Lord of Time and Space"

This radiant fellow who TOTALLY looked like this in game was summoned by "Hyness" after Void Termina stormed into his office. He's said to control the very concept of time itsef, and oddly seemed to harbor a particular fascination with a particular game console...

Her Plan B

Soul Matter / Dark Magolor

This odd dark creatures absorbs the DNA of its victims and turns into an evil version of them with the goal of taking over universes. Known as Soul Reapers, the origin of these creatures is unknown, but they're drawn to Volatile universe, according to Lor. If it doesn't want to transform into something it absorbs it can take specific parts of the creature and form a faux copy, which is often faceless.

Her experiment

?????????

Wouldn't you like to know.

Her cohorts